MARRIED LIFE – MAKES ME TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very
much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.
“Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,” he answered. I’m going to have a beer.”
The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, “Yes, Lollipop… but at the bar… You know… they have frozen
glasses… ”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?”
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that he was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they
have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long. I’ll
be right back. I promise. OK?”
“You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?” She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
caps, and some sushi.
“But my sweet honey… at the bar…. you know there’s swearing, dirty words
and all that…”
“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? OK .. LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT.. SIT YOUR ASS
DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
D’OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR A DAMNED
BAR.THAT CRAP IS OVER, YOU GOT THAT ?? … YOU DIPSHIT?”
And after that … They lived happily ever after. Isn’t that a sweet story?
