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Happy New Years and Thanks to All

New Years is upon us, so I’d like to thank everyone for a great 2012 and wish everyone the best in the New Year.

As you know, New Years Day is also Tomsin’s Birthday. Let’s bring 2013 in with a bang!

To celebrate, I’m offering a New Years/Tomsin’s Birthday Special:

All calls $2 per min, all day on January 1st

So pick a sexy lady and have some fun! I know you will.

Hot Sexy Phone Sex

Randi

I’m in the mood for something kinky !

I want to get naked, take my hands and feel the softness of my breasts. Run my hands down my belly and find that sweet moistness between my legs.

Would you like to play together ?  Mutual masturbation can be extremely exciting and well hey quite rewarding if its an orgasm your looking for ! lol

I would love a stiff cock to play with my wet pussy right now.

Why don’t you give me a call, and lets play together !

Randi

888-733-2243

Nasty, Naughty Phonesex

Ms. Randi 

Hello fellas;

Is your cock twitching? Aching? Wanting? Dribbling?

lol, well sucks to be you !

You know already, that I am the best there has ever been with guided masturbation! The way I make you touch that cock, the way I make you feel like I am right there beside you.

Only I know what that cock needs, what it wants and how to manipulate it to please both of us!

I love some cbt, cock and ball torture is one of my favorite times! I get all wet and creamy when I hear you in aching pain, and I just keep pushing those limits.

How about a bit of tease and denial? Think you can hold out for me?

Well give me a call and lets see what you got !

Randi

888-733-2243

Drop **** Great Phonesex

 

Hey Sweetie;

Imagine me, meeting a hot, hunky guy like you here !?  I know you just came to browse lol

Well thats allowed here, and so are a whole lot of other naughty, nasty things !

I, myself, love a great session of tease and denial, or guided masturbation (one of my many specialties).  Want that cock stroked just the right way?  Want to feel that shiver up your spine as a wet, warm tongue teases you until you want to explode with a great orgasm?

Then your at the right place honey!  OH, and by the way, you could even win a free phonesex call.  We have a contest that we do every single week.  This weeks winner is “Sport” !

Wanna find out how to win, well just pop into our phonesex chatroom, and one of the lovelies will be sure to let you know !  It’s simple, it’s easy and it’s FREE !  What more could you ask for?

For that special wet, warm touch, just give me a call.  I love to play !

Randi

888-733-2243

Married Men Phonesex

MARRIED LIFE – MAKES ME TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!

Mistress Randi

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very
much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.

“Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.

“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,” he answered. I’m going to have a beer.”

The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, “Yes, Lollipop… but at the bar… You know… they have frozen
glasses… ”

He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?”

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that he was getting
chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they
have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long. I’ll
be right back. I promise. OK?”

“You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?” She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
caps, and some sushi.
 
“But my sweet honey… at the bar…. you know there’s swearing, dirty words
and all that…”

“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? OK .. LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****.. SIT YOUR ASS
DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
D’OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR A DAMNED
BAR.THAT CRAP IS OVER, YOU GOT THAT ?? … YOU DIPSHIT?”

And after that … They lived happily ever after. Isn’t that a sweet story?

The Love of Phonesex !

Too many times in this world do we restrain ourselves, and only do what is right, instead of what we would really like to do.

A different experience adds excitement to other mundane lives.  The ordinary can be boring, but with a little bit of twist life can be fun again !

I am far from ordinary !  I live for excitement in everything I do !  That means even in our phonesex conversations I hope your ready for a thrilling time !

One way to entertain me, is with a bit of tease and denial!  I love to tease that body of yours, licking it, kissing it and sucking every square inch of it.

Let’s play with some oral, lips and tongues today!  I’ll suck on yours if you suck on mine !

 Call Me.

Randi

888-733-2243

Gorgeous Phonesex with a hot blonde

Thats right guys, Me ! lol

I love to suck and fuck my whole nite away!  Got a big cock that you think can please me?  You know if it isn’t big enough, I will humiliate you, and maybe turn you into My cuckold.

Give me a call, I’ll measure you up!

Randi

888-733-2243